As I may have mentioned before the Sdyor family is extremely religious. Our chosen religion is hockey. We spend most weeknights and weekends either at the rink or in some form of travel to and from a rink. When we are not actively participating in hockey we are watching it. College, AHL, and NHL. Only this year the NHL has been in a lock out that has stopped all hockey operations. Perhaps you are one of the 3% of Americans who watch hockey and noticed. No?
Dad: "The NHL needs to start playing soon. These guys are starting to self destruct. It says here a Detroit Red Wings draft pick was picked up on drunk driving charges."
Olympia (Age 14): "Who was he? Let me see. Wow, they say it was super drunk driving charges. What do you need to do, be pulled over wearing a red cape and leotards?"
Dad: "Actually it says he was dressed as a Telletubbie."
Olympia: "Shut the front door! Which Telletubbie?"
Dad: "How do I know which Telletubbie? I didn't even realize they had names."
Olympia: "Let me see. Oh kid, really? He was dressed as Tinky Winky. That is so wrong. If your gonna go all super drunk you've got to dress as Po. Not Laa Laa, not Dispy, and most definitely not Tinky Winky. This is the kind of thing that could make the NHL look bad."
Dad: "I think the owners and players union have making the NHL look bad all taken care of."
Olympia: "They should all just dress up as Telletubbies, get super drunk and fight it out. My monies on Po."
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