Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Deck The What?
James (Age 10): "Deck the Halls with Balls of Holly."
Olympia (Age 14): "That's Boughs of Holly."
James: "That's what I said. Deck my balls with lots of holly. Fa La.. that would hurt a lot."
Olympia: "It's Boughs of Holly!" It's an evergreen branch!"
James: "So they want you to decorate the Christmas tree with more trees? Who writes this stuff?"
Olympia: "It's not deck the tree, it's deck the halls."
James: "Deck my balls their really jolly Fa AH!"
Olympia: "If you don't stop I'm going to deck you. I'll rip out your earrings, put in decoration hooks and hang you from the tree."
James: "As long as you don't make me the star at the top. That would smart."
- ▼ December (16)